We had Max’s party at lunchtime, which meant that I had the opportunity to make the Angry Birds Pizza I found. I had my trusty bread maker (you know I love that thing) mix up some dough while I rushed around doing other things. Once it was ready, it was time to make some birds!
I spread the dough as usual, but pulled out two “feathers” at the top of the bird. Then sauce, mozzarella, and pepperoni laid thickly over that. I cut out two eyes from a block of mozzarella cheese, the beak from some slices of cheddar, and used black olives for the details. Pretty good, hey?
The big question, of course, is how did it bake? Drumroll please:
Hey! It looks like the red bird, no question. Even the kids could tell. (Whew.) I didn’t stop there, though. Next up was the yellow bird!
Same deal here. Dough into a triangle shape, sauce and cheese (this time with the cheddar on top, for more of a yellow look), mozzarella eyes and black olive details. Looking good, but how did it bake?
Wow. That’s…um. Not awesome. His face melted off. I told the boys that’s what yellow bird looked like after he hit the brick walls. They thought it was hilarious. It still tasted good. Yay?
Whew! Am I glad THAT party is over! I still have a few random things to post about it so expect to see them in the days ahead. Up first: Pig-Can Bowling!
Basically, I saved cans from dinner for a week or two and then painted them green with some acrylic craft paint. Add some circles and lines, you have pigs! These are a little dinged up…in the day it took me to buy some clear sealer the kids were going nuts. It was either let them play with the pig cans or let them play with the bird balls, and I decided to sacrifice the pigs. They’re sealed now, scratches and all, and I think they still look cute.
Anyway, the game is simple:
Set up the cans…
And knock ’em down! The kids took turns setting it up for each other, but they had more fun when we switched to setting it up for themselves and then knocking down their own creation.
I was surprised – I think some of the older boys thought the game was too young for them and got tired of it after only one or two turns. The younger boys were happy to play it over and over, but this was not the favorite game at the party. I’m still happy with how it turned out, and MAX liked it very much (which is what’s important) but is it just me? Or are eight-year-olds harder to entertain than when I was one?
If you thought those tote bags were awesome, hang on to your hats boys and girls – ’cause you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! May I present the Angry Balls:
Who will feature prominently at the party tomorrow – and they are AWESOME, if I do say so myself. Oh, so very awesome.
To make Angry Balls, draw (or trace) appropriately colored Angry Birds faces onto smooth balls with a dry erase marker. WARNING: Dry erase markers will only wipe off of the balls for a few seconds after you draw with them. After that you can scrape them off by drawing over them with fresh marker (just like when you’re trying to clean it off of a board where it’s been sitting for a week). I didn’t try after a minute or two, but another blogger reported that after about five minutes, not even a Magic Eraser would remove it, so work fast. You want to make sure your lines are only where you want lines, because unless you’re using a heavy primer or putting on ten coats of paint – pssh, who has time for that? – your lines will be faintly visible through all but the black paint.
Now comes the time-consuming part. Starting with the lightest colors first, paint and wait for it to dry. Then paint again. Wait. Paint again. After three coats of paint I decided that was good enough and moved on to the next color.
I think this was in the middle of the second coat, but you get the idea. You can still see where I drew the pupils – which is actually a good thing for painting them on later. Just be aware of where you make your lines.
Oh, a word about paintbrushes! I bought some cheap plastic-bristled brushes to do this with. Big mistake. There were brush marks as far as the eye could see. Since I had already started, I looked around for something else, and I ended up pulling out the brushes from my college art classes – the opposite of cheap, let me assure you – and they worked better but still left some marks that I had to work to even out in the next coats. I think an inexpensive set of foam brushes would probably work best for these.
At any rate, once you have the white and orange (and brown, in the case of the yellow bird) painted on, take a small brush and outline everything in black. This is the part where it transitions from craft project to AWESOME. Going fast helps you avoid wavy lines, but going too fast makes for mistakes, so pick one section at a time and see if you can do it in one stroke. If you look at the ‘belly’ of the yellow bird in front, you can see some nice wobbles where I wasn’t able to go around with one paintbrush-load of paint, but you know what? I’m pretty sure the kids won’t care.
Once more thing: I’m going out later to buy some clear spray protectant to keep the faces from getting scraped off during play. Before that (however much it ends up costing) the balls cost me $2 per yellow ball and $3 for the red one because I had to buy some of the paint colors. Not too bad though, and did I mention? They’re AWESOME.
