So, I hope all of you had excellent Christmases; ours was sunny and quiet. Today, on the other hand, was cold and blowing snow! Fortunately I had something warm and soft that I’d just finished.
(This is the result of the double-stranded playground yarn disaster of a few weeks back. Turns out double-stranding is great fun! You know. Once your yarn barf gets untangled.) This actually only took four skeins of Wool-Ease to make; once I’d ironed out the design kinks it was super-quick to make, and I think it’s really cute. Did I mention it was really, really cold today?
On the other hand, wearing a little cape makes me feel all dramatic.
I’m going to see if I can resize the directions. I keep getting scared off by resizing things, and I really want to make it through that block because…well…there’s a whole lot of fun on the other side.
Well, the kids are excited. They went to bed last night to half an inch and woke up to this.
I mean, the snow’s not that deep everywhere, but so much accumulated on the roof that it was sliding off all night. Snow falling off the roof is a lot louder than you’d think – Charlie kept waking up startled and crying.
Now, if you noticed that the view outside my window is a little different, you’re either extremely observant or you’re my husband! You’re also right. Two days ago they began doing this:
I took this picture after about five or six trees had gone down, once it became clear that they weren’t just doing some maintenance. Max was really upset. I mean really upset – crying, howling, pressing himself up against the glass doors shouting, “Stop hurting my trees!” Every time another tree went down, he howled like they were killing puppies in front of his very eyes. When they finished yesterday, we were left with this:
Which is very, very sad. They’ve started clearing the trees along the gravel road, too. I really love those pine trees. I just hope that they’ll leave some of them (or at least that they’ll put off chopping down the rest of them till spring!) but I’m not sure if they will.
Despite the lovely thick snow you saw in my post of three weeks back, the weather we’re having these days is actually very mild. Once the snow melted (the next day), winter made a half-hearted try at establishing its grip with a series of quickly melted flurries. The sun returned, and while some days have been cold, we haven’t seen snow since.
Still, we waited, expecting any day now to wake to freezing white, and as a result we missed quite a few cool, clear days that we could have been spending outside. This morning we went out to pick up an electric keyboard from a friend (I mentioned to her that I wanted to buy one, and she said, “OH! I have one in my closet I bought last year that I never play. Would you like it?” Yes, yes I would.) and the weather was just gorgeous. Bright, warm sun, and if the wind was a little biting, what do you expect in December? So I decided on the fly to take the boys to the playground after we finished our errands. Determined that I would let them play as long as they wanted, I ducked by the Arts and Crafts Store for some yarn and a hook to keep me busy. We also ran by the commissary to get some Lunchables and milk, and we headed off to the playground for our “special happy fun surprise” playtime. The boys were ecstatic, and content that I’d made a happy decision for all of us, I sat down to begin my project. The hook I’d selected was an L hook. (You never see those. I didn’t already own one, and I thought Hey! I bet an L would be useful.) The only yarn I really wanted was some pretty Wool-Ease in Cocoa, so I decided to try double-stranding. First order of business: find the ends.
The hunt for the first end produced a fairly standard glob of yarn barf, quickly untangled and wound back around the outside of the skein. The second one, though…I had to practically disembowel the second skein to find the center pull. I’m serious. I’m pretty sure that more than half of the yarn ended up in my lap during my epic struggle with this demonic ball of wool-ease. I started to think I should have just worked off the outside, but by this point there’s no going back. I had giant snarls of yarn draped across my legs, blowing onto the ground when the wind gusted. Max came over.
“Oh, no, Mommy! Your yarn is blowing away!”
“It’s okay, honey. It’s not going anywhere. I don’t even think I can go anywhere.”
So, I started trying to wind it back onto the skinny, hollow shell of the skein. I quickly realized that this was not going to be a straightforward affair, and tried to focus on the tangles. I was hindered in several ways – the kids, for one. They needed a lot of help with their milk cartons, and the wind kept almost blowing their Lunchables off the table, and Max succeeded in getting onto the tire swing all by himself for the first time ever, resulting in fifteen minutes of him yelling, “Look! I did it! Look at me! I got up all by myself! Watch! Mommy, look! Look at me swinging! Take a picture of meeeeeee!” (Sadly I did not have the camera with me,or you can bet I would have.) The wind kept blowing my yarn, around, too, but the most crippling factor was my frozen fingers.
It wasn’t really that cold outside – almost fifty degrees, actually – and the sun was bright and warm. When the wind was blowing, though (which was most of the time), it was sharp and cold enough to chill small appendages in just a few minutes. The boys were fine, since they were jumping up and down and running around with a will – and besides, even if their fingers did get a little cold, how much manual dexterity do you need to go down a slide? (Answer: not much.) I, on the other hand, was constantly having to stop and stuff my fingers up my sleeve so that they could regain enough function for me to continue undoing the epic tangle. I went at it from both ends, winding what I could get back onto the skein while I searched the snarls for that elusive, dangling end responsible for this mess in the first place.
Once I found it things went a little faster. The skein is meant to be pulled from that direction, after all. Still, by the time I had gotten all of the tangles undone and wound either on the skein or into the ball I started with the end, it had been an hour and a half and Charlie was starting to cry about nothing. Stupid yarn.
So, we headed for home, me with absolutely nothing started. I have learned my lesson, though – clearly, I need a pair of fingerless gloves.
