So, this year, for Christmas, I bought myself a box of yarn (and, um, some other things. Beside the point…). I maintain that it was not just for me. See?
That involved five different balls in and of itself! (I have no idea why he decided he needed to have his hand over his face.) He is such a cutie. Seriously, though, it takes some strenuous planning to create a hat cute enough for this child. Let’s have another look, shall we?
Pretty! Again with the hand – look, I don’t know. But he was giggling the whole time. I knit the hat flat (you can see the seam where I sewed it up) but I don’t like the floppy ‘corners’ you get when you just seam up a tube and put pompoms on it, so I decreased at the top so the pompoms wouldn’t have anywhere to go. (May I just say, as well, that those are the most fun pompoms I have ever made in my entire life.)
The only problem I have now is that Max is insisting I begin a hat for him immediately.
Sometimes all you want is something soft and warm and simple to get the job done.
Hmm, I guess this proves it – I really am that pale! Anyway, I made these slippers as one of Greg’s Christmas presents, so obviously I couldn’t show you before. They may not look like much, but these are very special slippers. They were rigorously designed in compliance with previously determined husband-preference specifications. Please note that the slippers are 1) black, 2) plain, and 3) big. You’ll have to take my word for it that they are cozy, warm, and absolutely not itchy at all. You may also notice that they’ve been knit with a princess foot for maximum comfort. (That’s right, honey. I made you princess slippers.) And you know what? The directions are so easy I’ll lay them out right here.
Simple Man Slippers
Materials:
Lion Brand Wool-Ease Thick & Quick – 2 balls
1 pair US 13/9mm straight knitting needles
One big yarn needle
Gauge: (Edit: HAH! I found it! I knew I wrote it down. )I swear I measured this before I shipped them off, but it’s lost…the amount you cast on should be enough to go around the ball of his foot with a little wiggle room. 7 sts x 12 rows = 4″ in stockinette
Finished Size: Made for size 11.5 man feet (Edit: 11 1/2″ from toe to heel)
Directions (make 2):
Holding yarn double, CO 20.
Row 1: k5, p10, k5
Row 2: p5, k10, p5
Repeat rows 1 and 2 until 32 rows have been done.
k2tog across, cut yarn leaving a long tail of yarn. Weave tail through last 10 sts, pull tight. Fold slipper in half (like a giant, black hot dog bun – make sure the stockinette sole is inside!) and sew top of foot closed four or five inches. Sew back edge closed. Weave in all ends. Enjoy!
Ideas for modifying size: Basically, these slippers are a rectangle of knitting with decreases in the last row to make the toe fit better. If they are too big around, cast on fewer stitches, making sure that the stockinette portion for the foot roughly matches your foot in width. If they are too long, work fewer rows (until slippers are just barely shy of your foot length) and perform the decreases. (These tips should help increase the size, as well.)
It’s 2009, and the weather’s fine! This January also marks the second anniversary of Inner Child Crochet‘s creation, and let me tell you – I have some special things in store. (If you go over to the site, you may notice a few right away.) Chief among those is a stealthy release of a long-delayed pattern.
As of this month, it’s been three years since I made that sweater. I’ve been holding onto it, trying to get the guts up to grade it into different sizes, but I just don’t have the skills yet. (Still.) But in the size it was designed in, it’s a perfectly good pattern! So I’ve published it, free, in a single size, with guidelines to help adjust the sweater for a custom fit.
Three other patterns made it onto the site today. Saucy!